"There will be no foolish
wand-waving, or silly incantations in
this class"-Professor Snape
Movie 1
The door banged open. Hermione came tearing into the room,
her cheeksflushed and her hair flying. There was an envelope in her
hand.
'Did you - did you get -?'
She spotted the badge in Harry's hand and let out a shriek.
'I knew it!' she said excitedly, brandishing her letter. 'Me too, Harry,
me too!'
'No,' said Harry quickly, pushing the badge back into Ron's hand. 'It's
Ron, not me.' :
'It - what?' I-
'Ron's prefect, not me,' Harry said.
'Ron?' said Hermione, her jaw dropping. 'But ... are you sure? I mean
-'
She turned red as Ron looked round at her with a defiant expression
on hisface.
'Its my name on the letter,' he said.
'I ...' said Hermione, looking thoroughly bewildered. '1 ... well ...
wow! Well done, Ron! That's really -'
'Unexpected,' said George, nodding.
'No,' said Hermione, blushing harder than ever, 'no it's not ... Ron's
doneloads of ... he's really ...'
Book 5
"He accused me of being Dumbledore's man through
and through" [said Harry]
"how very rude of him" [replied Dumbledore]
"I told him that I was."
Dumbledore opened his mouth as if to speak and the closed it again.
Behind Harry, Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To
Harry's intense embarrassment, he suddenly realised that Dumbledore's
bright blue eyes looked rather watery, and stared hastily at his own
knees. When Dumbledore spoke however, his voice was quite steady
"I'm very touched Harry."
Book 6
"There will be no foolish wand-waving, or silly incantations
in
this class"-Professor Snape
Book 1
WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE
WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO! IT'S THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING
THE NATION!
Book 6
"Congratulations Harry!" she (Rita Skeeter)
said, beaming at him. "I wonder if you could give me a quick word?
How you felt facing that dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness
of the scoring?" "Yeah, you can have a word," Said Harry
savagely. "Good-bye."
Book 4, Chapter 20
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid,
fat rat yellow."
Socerer's Stone Movie
"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly,
woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"
"Sorry, George, dear."
"Only joking, I am Fred"
Book 1, Chapter 6
"Now, you two - this year, you behave yourselves.
If I get one more owl telling me you've - you've blown up a toilet or
-"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea, thanks, Mom."
Book 1, Chapter 6
Professor, can u hear me?" he repeated loudly, his
voice echoing around the cavern.
"I don't want... don't make..don't like...want to stop.."moaned
Dumbledore.
" You...you can't stop, Professor, you've got to keep drinking,
remember? You told me you had to keep drinking.
Book 6, Chapter 26
Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel
it! Ten points if you can get it through her stomach! Fifty points if
it goes through her head! What a lovely game I don't think!
Book 3, Chapter 13
"I think you owe someone an appology, Ron"-Hermione
"Oh right, next time I see Crookshanks I'll let her know."-Ron
"I ment me!"-Hermione
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
"What happened down at the dungeons between you and
Professor Quirell is a complete secret, so – naturally - the whole
school knows."
Book 1
Umbridge evidently hoping to depart undected, but unfortunately
for her, she met Peeves on the way, who seezed his last chance to do
what Fred had instructed, and chased her gleefully from the premisis,
wacking her with a walking stick. Many students ran out into the entrance
hall to watch her running away down the path, and the Heads of Houses
tried only halfheartedly to restrain their pupils. Indeed, Professor
McGonagall sank back into her chair at the staff table and was clearly
heard to express her regret that she could not run cheering after Umbridge
herself, because Peeves had borrowed her walking stick.
Book 5, Chapter 38
"Why hello. Who are you?"-Professor Lockhart.
"Ron Weasley,"-Ron
"And who am I?..... Odd sort of place isn't it? Do you live here?"-Professor
Lockhart.
"No!"-Ron
~Hits Professor Lockhart with a rock and knocks him out~
Chamber of Secrets Movie
"But I had my wand up my sleeve," he assured
Padma, who seemed to be a lot keener on Ron now that he was getting
so much attention and was making a point of talking to him everytime
they passed in the corridors. "I could've taken those mer-idiots
any time I wanted."
"What were you going to do, snore at them?" said Hermione
waspishly. People had been teasing her so much about being the thing
Viktor Krum would miss that she was in a rather tetchy mood. Ron's ears
went red, and there after, he reverted to the bewitched sleep version
of events.
Book 4, Chapter 27 - Padfoot Returns
Sirius: Brilliant Snape; once again you have put your
keen and penetrating mind to come to the wrong conclusion.
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
"Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm
up in front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with
an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had
no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,"
said the
otehr twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect. (Fred, George, and
Percy on
Percy becoming a prefect.)
Book 1, Chapter 6
Wood cleared his throat for silence.
"Okay, men," he said.
"And women," said Chaser Angelina Johnson.
"And women," Wood agreed. "This is it."
"The big one," said Fred Weasley.
"The one we've all been waiting for," said George.
"We know Oliver's speech by heart," Fred told Harry. "We
were on the
team last year."
"Shut up, you two," said Wood. :This is the best team Gryffindor's
had
in years. We're gooin to win. I know it."
He glared at them all as if to say, "Or else."
Book 1, Chapter 11
"Please Proffesor, we just had our first Divination
class, and we were reading the tea leaves, and-"
" Ah of course," Proffesor McGonagall said, suddenly frowning.
" There is no need to say any more, Miss Granger. Tell me, which
of you will be dying this year?"
"Me." Harry finally said
Book 3, Chapter 6 - Talons and Tea Leaves
Draco- You're going to pay for this!
Hagrid- Class dissmissed!
Draco- You and your bloody chicken!
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
Me? Books! And cleverness! There are more important things,
friendship and bravery. -Hermione Granger
Book 1, Chapter 16 - Through the Trapdoor
A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech,
then Ron said, "One person cant feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got an emotional range of a teaspoon dosen't
mean we all have," said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill.
Book 5, Chapter 21
"Er-threshals!"he (hagrid) said loudly."Big-er-
winged horses, yeh know!" He flaped his gigantic arms hopefully.
Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows at him and muttered as she made
a note on her clipboard, "has...to...resort ...to ...crude... sign...language..."
"Well... anyway..." Said Hagrid, turning back to the class,
looking slightly flustered. "Erm... what was i sayin' ?" "Appears...
to ... have... poor...short... term... memory..." muttered Umbridge,
loudly enough for everyone to hear her. Draco looked as though Christmas
had come a month early.
Book 5, Chapter 21
" I never remember any of my dreans,"said Ron."
You say one."
"You must rememberone of them," Harry said imapatiently. "Well.
I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron,
skrewing up his face in an effort to remember. "What d'you reckon
that means?"
"Probably that you are going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow,
or something." said Harry, turning the pages of 'Dream Oracle'
without intrest.
Book 5, Chapter 12 - Professor Umbridge
"But then...," Lupin muttered, staring at Black
so intently it seemed he was trying to read his mind, "...Why hasn't
he shown himself before now? Unless"-- Lupin's eyes suddenly widened,
as though he was seeing something beyond Black, something none of the
rest could see, :-- unless he was the one... unless you switched...
without telling me?"
~Remus Lupin in the Shreaking Shack with the trio and Black talking
about something we are learning about a tad later in the chapter.
Book 3, Chapter 17
"The spiders - they want me to tap dance - I don't
want to tap dance." Ron said sleepily. "You tell those spiders
Ron." Harry said.
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
Shunpike:"What you doing down there?"
Harry: "I fell over."
"What you fell over for?"
"I didn't do it on purpose!"
"Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!"
[Pause]"What you lookin at?"
"Nothing."
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
"Good thing we didn't panic."said Ron
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Movie- Devil Snare Scene
"Mr. Moony presente his compliments to professor
Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's
business."
" Mr. Prongs agree with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that professor
Snape is an ugly git"
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot
like that ever became a professor"
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to
wash his hair, the slimeball"
Book 3, Chapter 14
'I don't go looking for truble,"said Harry, nettled.
'Trouble usually finds me."
Book 3, Chapter 5
"It'd be more impressive if she hadn't done it about
eighty times before," Harry said as they finally regained the fresh
air of the staircase beneah Professor Trelawney's room. "But if
I'd dropped dead ever time she's told me I'm going to, I'd be a medical
miracle."
Book 4, Chapter 21
"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before
either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us all killed,
or worse... EXPELLED." -Hermione Granger
Sorcerer's Stone Movie
"Bloody Hell, I'm quidditch captain, too!" -
Ron Weasley
Sorcerer's Stone Movie, Mirror of Erised Scene
And if it makes you feel any better Harry Malfoy is staying for the
christmas holidays as well.
Why would that make Harry feel any better? - Ron and Hermione
COS Movie, Extra Scenes
"Don't talk to me," Ron said quietly to Harry and Hermione
as they sat down at the Gryffindor table a few minuts later, surrounded
by excited talk on all sides about what had just happened.
"Why not?" said Hermione in surprise."Because I want
to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and
an uplifted expession on his face. "Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing
Ferret!"
Book 4, Chapter 13
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired
George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside
one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really we're not fussy where we stick
this," Fred said.
Book 5, Chapter 16
"I never thought i'd see the day when you'd (Hermione) be persuading
us to break rules." Said Ron."Alright we'll do it. But not
toenails, OK?" (Talking about the Polyjuice Potion)
Book 2, Chapter 10
'Lucky you pay attention in herbology, Hermione,' said Harry as he
joined her by the wall, wiping sweat off his face.'Yeah,' said Ron,
'and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis-"there's no
wood", honestly.'
Sorcerer's Stone Movie
"I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again...and
again...and again..." - Ron
Book 4, Chapter 8
"- and some of them are standing guard over something,"said
Ron. "They're always talking about guard duty.""Couldn't
have been me, could it?" said Harry sarcastically."Oh yeah,"said
Ron, with a look of dawning comprehension. [When talking about how
the Order watched over Harry secretly]
Book 5, Chapter 4
"How did you get there when I was just talking to you there?''said
Ron.
"Don't be silly Ron, you know people can't be in two places at
once.''-Harry
''Yeah Ron, people can't be in two places at once.'' -Hermione
Prisoner of Azkaban Movie
"Well, I had one [a dream] that I was playing Quidditch the other
night," said Ron. "What do you reckon that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmellow
or something," said Harry.
Book 5, Chapter 12
"He cheeked me." Said Dudley.
"Yeah? Did he say you looked like a pig that's been taught to walk
on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true..."
- Harry Potter
Book 5, Chapter 1
We've got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch Cup
this year as Dad's got of becoming the Minister for Magic.
Book 5, Chapter 29
I'll sponser you to shut up about spew. - Ron Weasley
Book 5, Chapter 8
'Listen, Hagrid,' he said, 'you can't give up. Hermione's right, you
just need a good defence. You can call us as witnesses -'
'I'm sure I've read about a case of Hippogriff-baiting,' said Hermione
thoughtfully, 'where the Hippogriff got off. I'll look it up for you,
Hagrid, and see exactly what happened.'
Hagrid howled still more loudly. Harry and Hermione looked at Ron to
help them.
'Er - shall I make a cup of tea?' said Ron.
Harry stared at him.
'It's what my mum does whenever someone's upset,' Ron muttered, shrugging.
Book 3, Chapter 11, The Firebolt
'Oliver, calm down!' said Fred, looking slightly alarmed.
'We're taking Hufflepuff very seriously. Seriously.'
Book 3, Chapter 9, Grim Defeat
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers.
Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead,
Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think
I'd have stopped walking around...."
Book 5, Chapter 38, The Second War Begins
"Why follow the Spiders? Why couldn't we follow the butterflies?"
Ron in the COS movie
"I hate maroon," Ron moaned halfheartedly as he pulled it
over his head.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I
suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid
-- we know we're called Gred and Forge."
Book 1, Chapter 12
"Why would I go find looking for someone who wants to kill me?"
- Harry, in the POA movie
"Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the into the lake
and friend his Wheezy--"
"Find my what?"
"--and take his Wheezy back from the merpeople!"
"What's a Wheezy?"
"Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy--Wheezy who is giving Dobby his
sweater!"
Book 4, Chapter 26
"Urgh - troll bogies!" - Harry Potter
Book 1, Chapter 10
"Would anyone like me to help them interpret the shadowy portents
within their orb?"she murmured over the clinking of her bangles.
"I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It's obvious what
this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight." Both Harry
and Hermione burst out laughing. - Professor Trelawney and Ron
Book 3, Chapter 15: The Quidditch Final
Mrs. Weasley let out a shreik just like Hermione's. "I don't believe
it! I don't believe it!, Oh Ron, how wonderfull! A prefect! That's everyone
in the family!"
"What are Fred and i, next-door neighbours?" Said George indignantly.
Book 5, Chapter 9:The Woes of Mrs. Weasley
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