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The REAL Harry Potter - An Interview

Written by - Nga

Reported by the WORLD-RENOWNED Quibbler writer, Rita Skeeter.

A few words or mere phrases would have come to mind with the name Harry Potter: Hearthrob. Mysterious. Attention Seeker. The Prophecy. His Messy, Untamed Hair. Gryffindor Hero. Tactless. Risk Taker. Overrated. Need I say more?Furthermore, to the entire Wizarding World community, he is famous for the .. most .. ugly .. lightening-shaped scar, which was brandished upon his wee forehead whilst fighting off He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named as a very young lad. On a brisk, cold autumn night Mr. Potter, who after recent tragic events during his sixth year attending Hogwarts, would lay dead awake in his four poster bed, in the havocness of what is now the shambles of the Wizarding World. During his brief, lost-cause moments, scandalous headlines would ravage the morning and evening news of his most recent run-away, in which sightings of the so-called "Chosen One" would be map-plotted all over the map! (Seriously, this boy honestly didn't give those feet of his a good nights' rest!) And in between hectic school hours, the famous Harry Potter has granted us an exclusive TWO PART interview that would delve into his thoughts and his personal life in and outside of Hogwarts!

[INTERVIEW]
(Rita Skeeter) Ahh... It's absolutely charming to see you once again now that you have such a task at hand to once and for all defeat He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! Much obliged that you would grant us this interview!
(Harry Potter) Erm... Well, I didn't have a choice, now? Did I? You did push and shove me into this classroom, after all.
(R. Skeeter) *Snickers* Yes, very well. Now, what does it feel like to be pressured into defeating He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Do you honestly think that you'll be able to do such a task at the tender age of 15, 16, 17, erm... 18? Or whatever the age that you are right now?
(H. Potter) Erm. Well I --
(R. Skeeter) Now, be honest there lad.
(H. Potter) Well, who's to say that I'd be able to do it all on my own, right?
(R. Skeeter) I see. I see, so you're saying that, as a possibility, you'll be letting the whole entire wizarding community down? Right. Now, a change of subject. What's your love life? Mind you, you must have one!
(H. Potter) Umm... I don't really think that's really an appropriate discussion topic --
(R. Skeeter) But you must have a secret lover? A crush? What about that bright witch-lady friend of yours - now is it - Hermieyonenie Grandlier?

[PART TWO of "The REAL Harry Potter - An Interview" Coming Soon!]