Albus Dumbledore is a Menace

Written by - crazyfan

It's my job to inform you all that Albus Dumbledore, Hogwart's Headmaster, is insane! We all know that this old fool is allways telling his students the same thing: "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus". I talked with an expert and he told me that this words mean that he wants to kill everybody, to take over the world. I spoke with many Hogwart's students and I noticed that they were hiding something or protecting someone!!! Who knows? Although I talked with Professor Umbridge who revealed that the Headmaster gone, every night inside the dark forest, and we all know what that means!!!The Quibbler is a magazine that reports the truth in every story and it's with pain that I tell you that our dear professor Dumbledore is senile.