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Havoc in Hollywood

Written by - Brittany

Today in Hollywood, USA- A muggle was attacked from an "unknown force," yet the Ministry of Magic thinks different. Sources say that while a muggle couple were walking down Main Street in Hollywood, U.S.A, a "shiny light" came out of nowhere and flew up his nose. The victim- yet distraught - thought it to be an "unknown force of some kind," Some type of "ghoul". Well, from our experiences with nose-flying ghouls, we, the Quibbler Staff, have come to the conclusion that a "Nostouhl" *pronounced Noss-tool* had let itself be seen to the muggle eye.
Although it was a serious offense and could have been a major problem for the Ministry, their minds had been wiped and no harm was done. The only damage that occured to the muggle was a slight inflammation in the left nostril. That just goes to show you that it's all fun and games until a nose gets inflammed!