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Fudge Leaving For the Telephone Business?

Written by - theforceofreading

The rumour that Cornielious Fudge is leaving his post as the minister of magic for making the muggle device called a telephone (used for transporting voices from place to place as to have a conversation) has been confirmed.The Minister is stepping down on Friday leaving the magical world incomplete chaos. The question is who will replace him?? There has been talk of Albus Dumbledore, but he says "I will not be taking the position of the Minister of Magic, as I feel my first priority should be protecting my students and making sure that they get the best education possible." The real question though, is what caused this sudden intrest in telephones? The Minister says "The fact that Muggles have come up with such an amazing device so that they can talk to each other from across the world, has inspired me to help them make more technological advances. I feel I can help the Muggles comunicate more efficiently this way. I plan to use magic to help me produce the most efficiant tellybone, hem, hem, I mean telephone the Muggles have ever seen. It will be called the fudge fone."

Sally Hopkins gives her views on Fudge's sanity.

"I think the Minister has completly lost his mind. First he refuses to believe Albus Dumbledore that You-Know-Who is back and now his gives up his position to make this, this tellibone thing. I can't think what he will do next!"

What do you think on the matter has Fudge lost his mind or has he just decided to back down gracfully after being proved incorect about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Tell the Quibbler.

Help us answer the burning question has the Minister of Magic gone mad?